does anyone else ever get detailed custom video requests in their c4s “feedback” box..aka the place you can’ respond to? 

like..ya’l realize you have to pay for that stuff, right?

frankie-boyle:

Scenes we’d like to see “Unlikely Agony Aunt letters" on Mock The Week.

this is every guy on every dating site, ever

frankie-boyle:

Scenes we’d like to see “Unlikely Agony Aunt letters" on Mock The Week.

this is every guy on every dating site, ever

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

(via stealingsailboats)

I thought this was only a Finnish thing

I need a foot massage so bad right now.
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I need a foot massage so bad right now.

www.clips4sale.com/61299

I got my new apartment! I move in a month! yay!