Rejected Exam Questions

im-just-here-to-make-you-smile:

According to Germany, how much is Greece worth?


One mark

every time a famous persons nudes get posted online, people act like they’re never fucking seen tits before

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

The fear of progression since the dawn of man

(via stealingsailboats)

thealmightyblerg:

Me, trying to flirt

thealmightyblerg:

Me, trying to flirt

plantlifeios:

lmao love this show 

plantlifeios:

lmao love this show 

hayamandarae:

breaktotheotherside:

THIS CAT IS AN OLD MAN

This is the true grumpy cat..

enrightttt

(via imweirdiknowthat)

greaterland:

me as hell

greaterland:

me as hell

(via satanie)

anniemeishen:

samjoonyuh:

Perspective. 

Also victim was hit by a driver who was hit by tear gas and couldn’t see. This whole thing is fucked.

…BUT THAT’S STILL STEALING. They still broke into the store, stole a product, and left. It doesn’t matter what their intention was - someone has to pay for that, and knowing McDonald’s, it’ll probably be some low-level dude whose check that milk is going to come out of. You can’t justify theft by saying “but we stole and ruined someone else’s day so we could help these other people!”. Go to a fucking store and buy milk, or bring your own. There is no “perspective” when we’re talking about BREAKING INTO A PRIVATE BUILDING.

(via lustforlinda)

Let’s talk about the word “yankee”

Europeans love using this as a mocking word refering to all Americans. In reality, though, a yankee would have been someone from a Union state in the Civil War, and in modern terms would really only refer to someone from the Northeast.

So, when I read Europeans mocking “dumb yanks” for not knowing European history or geography, I giggle. Calling a Texan a yankee is like calling a Welsh guy English.

I’m of the opinion that anyone who takes a hard-line position on the Mike Brown shooting(either in favour of the cop or in favour of the kid) is wrong. And because of this, I’m pretty much staying off of Tumblr until this blows over, because some of you are ridiculous.

jcstephan:

southpauz:

August 13th was officially the 10th year anniversary of Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, so I felt like it was time to do some fanart.
So here’s 18 year-old Mac picking up Bloo after school to hang out.

I liked that show….

jcstephan:

southpauz:

August 13th was officially the 10th year anniversary of Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, so I felt like it was time to do some fanart.

So here’s 18 year-old Mac picking up Bloo after school to hang out.

I liked that show….

(via thegeekmaster)

matabertus:

So that explains it.

matabertus:

So that explains it.

(via pixelatedlovesongs)

tatyboy98:

yes it is

tatyboy98:

yes it is